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v0.1 · now in beta
send whisper.
RECEIVE THUNDER.
A REST API for making text LOUDER. Send meek, lowercase strings and receive them back with full volume. Six endpoints. One mission. Zero chill.
Try it
Response
Endpoints at a glance
Shout
POST /v1/shout — uppercase a string. The essential endpoint.Scream
POST /v1/scream — uppercase with configurable exclamation intensity (1–10).Whisper
POST /v1/whisper — the quiet cousin. Returns lowercase.Emphasize
POST /v1/emphasize — experimental. A model picks which words to bold.Health
GET /v1/health — service health. No auth required.Rate limits
GET /v1/rate-limits — check your quota without spending a request.Why ACAAS
Fast. P99 latency under 12ms, because capital letters are cheap.
Loud. Configurable intensity — from polite emphasis to sustained yelling.
Secure. Your lowercase text never leaves our servers. We promise.
Quickstart
Get an API key
For the demo, any non-empty string works. In production, generate one from the dashboard.
Authentication
Every request requires anX-API-Key header. For the demo, any non-empty key
works — except acaas_banned_demo_key, whose bullhorn has been revoked.
Request size is capped at 10,000 characters. Larger payloads will be rejected
with a polite, lowercase error.
FAQ
Why not just use .toUpperCase()?
Why not just use .toUpperCase()?
You could. But does
.toUpperCase() come with a dashboard, rate limits,
and a 99.99% uptime SLA? Didn’t think so.Is this a joke?
Is this a joke?
The product is a joke. The docs are not.
What's the experimental emphasis model?
What's the experimental emphasis model?
A model trained to identify which words in a sentence most deserve
emphasis. Non-deterministic and may change between versions.
See /v1/emphasize.